What if your horses were the dominate breed?

SalemWitchChild · 04-25-2006, 04:08 PM

We did this over on the dog forum. So lets switch it around for horses. You are no longer the smartest species. Horses are and your their pets. What would your life be like?

i_luv_wildfire · 04-25-2006, 04:18 PM

The only food sold in supermarkets would be sweet feed, carrots, apples, and horse cookies. We would be forced to scratch the horses' foreheads and necks all day long. They would round up groups of people and put us in pens and auction us off based on who would seem to be the best neck-scratchers and apple-feeders. And we would probably all be naked, as their way of getting back at us for dressing them up in fancy blankets and sheets and wraps and boots and hoods.

reiner girl · 04-25-2006, 04:22 PM

omg that is so true!!! and way to funny!!

SalemWitchChild · 04-25-2006, 06:49 PM

bump...........

Heavenly Jumper · 04-26-2006, 06:54 AM

Ohhh....no more getting out of exercise. A lunge whip and a round pen for us!!

kashmirjumper · 04-26-2006, 06:56 AM

I sure hope they wouldn't try and ride us.

Jennie'sPassion · 04-26-2006, 07:34 AM

That is to funny. Can you imagine a 1000lb horse trying to ride a 140lb person? We would be dead after the first try. It might actually be fun to be bred to the best stud in the area. I don't think I would want to have a baby every year. How would they decide which humans were good breeding stock? Would we get tattoos and papers based on looks? I would never have children in that case...

Heavenly Jumper · 04-26-2006, 08:53 AM

Imagine our registration papers! I would be a german X american indian...LOL I doubt I'd be registerable.

QHGirl · 04-26-2006, 08:56 AM

You guys are cracking me up!

We would be like their "pet hamsters"...

CowGirlUp1833 · 04-26-2006, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by kashmirjumper

I sure hope they wouldn't try and ride us.

ROFLMAO!! That is what I was thinking. Stevey is a big boy....I don't even WANT to know how quickly my back would snap with him on it! LMAO

Oh, and I'm sure he'd get revenge for that cold bath the other day! LMAO

04-25-2006, 04:08 PM	#1
SalemWitchChild Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lawrenceburg, Ky Posts: 612 Images: 39	What if your horses were the dominate breed? We did this over on the dog forum. So lets switch it around for horses. You are no longer the smartest species. Horses are and your their pets. What would your life be like?

04-25-2006, 04:18 PM	#2
i_luv_wildfire Senior Member+ Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: At the barn Posts: 4,190 Images: 214 Blog Entries: 3	The only food sold in supermarkets would be sweet feed, carrots, apples, and horse cookies. We would be forced to scratch the horses' foreheads and necks all day long. They would round up groups of people and put us in pens and auction us off based on who would seem to be the best neck-scratchers and apple-feeders. And we would probably all be naked, as their way of getting back at us for dressing them up in fancy blankets and sheets and wraps and boots and hoods. __________________ *equestrian sports...* strength \| determination \| energy \| heart eat. sleep. ride.

04-25-2006, 04:22 PM	#3
reiner girl Senior Member+ Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: with my horses Posts: 3,313 Images: 15	omg that is so true!!! and way to funny!! __________________ ~To Rein A Horse Is Not Only To Guide Him, But To Control His Every Movment~ ~~Mr.Bee Hollywood & Small Town Nic~~

04-26-2006, 06:54 AM	#5
Heavenly Jumper Senior Member+ Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Yokosuka, Japan Posts: 15,641 Images: 1323 Blog Entries: 280	Ohhh....no more getting out of exercise. A lunge whip and a round pen for us!! __________________ ~'♥'~ My hero wears blue and white. He's my sailor and my knight. ~'♥'~ epi tan e epi tas

04-26-2006, 06:56 AM	#6
kashmirjumper Senior Member+ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,069 Images: 1	I sure hope they wouldn't try and ride us. __________________

04-25-2006, 06:49 PM	#4
SalemWitchChild Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lawrenceburg, Ky Posts: 612 Images: 39	bump...........

04-26-2006, 07:34 AM	#7
Jennie'sPassion Senior Member+ Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 3,291 Images: 644 Blog Entries: 27	That is to funny. Can you imagine a 1000lb horse trying to ride a 140lb person? We would be dead after the first try. It might actually be fun to be bred to the best stud in the area. I don't think I would want to have a baby every year. How would they decide which humans were good breeding stock? Would we get tattoos and papers based on looks? I would never have children in that case... __________________ Every journey starts with the first step! Current Weight 142lbs. Goal weight 125 lbs. 20 pound club 2009 I Rode Freedom!!!

04-26-2006, 08:53 AM	#8
Heavenly Jumper Senior Member+ Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Yokosuka, Japan Posts: 15,641 Images: 1323 Blog Entries: 280	Imagine our registration papers! I would be a german X american indian...LOL I doubt I'd be registerable. __________________ ~'♥'~ My hero wears blue and white. He's my sailor and my knight. ~'♥'~ epi tan e epi tas

04-26-2006, 08:56 AM	#9
QHGirl Senior Member+ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 7,118 Images: 287	You guys are cracking me up! We would be like their "pet hamsters"...

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