Tuesday afternoon funny :)

Jeblina · 07-05-2005, 11:32 AM

I'm in a "posting new threads" kinda mood today...my friend sent me this and I thought it was pretty clever, so I thought I'd pass it on to you all...

An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato
garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son,
Fred, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter
to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Fred,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love, Dad

A few days later the old man received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,

For heaven's sake Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried
the BODIES.

Love, Fred

At 4 am. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the
old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter
from his son.

Dear Dad,

Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love, Fred

I LUV BESS · 07-05-2005, 11:33 AM

lol!!! thats funny! i didnt get it then i thought, oh yaeh, DUH!!! LOL

ladida · 07-05-2005, 11:34 AM

Thats funny!

cassidy · 07-05-2005, 11:36 AM

hehe that was funny

07-05-2005, 11:32 AM	#1
Jeblina Senior Member+ Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Port St. John, FL Posts: 1,398 Images: 614 Blog Entries: 4	Tuesday afternoon funny :) I'm in a "posting new threads" kinda mood today...my friend sent me this and I thought it was pretty clever, so I thought I'd pass it on to you all... An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Fred, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Fred, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love, Dad A few days later the old man received a letter from his son. Dear Dad, For heaven's sake Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the BODIES. Love, Fred At 4 am. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Fred __________________ If you don't like something, change it... If you can't change it.... Change the way you think about it!

07-05-2005, 11:33 AM	#2
I LUV BESS Senior Member+ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: uhhh... i think its somewhere called england lol Posts: 8,732 Images: 438	lol!!! thats funny! i didnt get it then i thought, oh yaeh, DUH!!! LOL __________________ *~Danielle~* ~♥~ Lepicure; Cambridge Paramour; Midnight Dancer; Pure Chance ~♥~ EventingFTW

07-05-2005, 11:34 AM	#3
ladida Senior Member+ Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: California Posts: 3,731 Images: 221 Blog Entries: 33	Thats funny! __________________ Turn my grief to grace. R.I.P Mister, Zoe and Gilly She-Is-a-belle Member of the FF club for life!

07-05-2005, 11:36 AM	#4
cassidy Senior Member+ Join Date: May 2004 Location: england - its sunny sometimes honest! Posts: 21,789 Images: 843	hehe that was funny __________________ bluebell , haribo , william & lil bill May your life be like toilet paper - Long and useful A horse doesn't care how much you know until he knows how much you care. - Pat Parelli http://www.freewebs.com/linz88055/myprofile.htm

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