[HorseBliss]

Alright.. so last week my trainer was away and I had to check on her ponies while she was gone. And Thurs. and Fri. last week my friend came out to the barn. We were super bored one day.. so we went on a hunt. I found a pretty flower in the field when I went to check on the ponies, so I picked it.. and she found a weed. lol So we stuck those on her saddle. Then we decided to go find something dead. We were looking for a dead mouse we found a few weeks ago, but it musta been picked off by something or ground into the dirt. But we did find some snake skin. So we stuck that under her pants that were on top of her saddle. Then we started lookin for more dead stuff. But all we could find were some pigeon feet. lol So I stuck em in her boot.

Today when I went out I asked her if she enjoyed our presents. lol She thought it was the guy who does work around the farm who put the feet in her boot. I just laughed my a-- off. I told her I wanted to stick a head in there, but couldn't fnd one. lol And then I said it wouldn't have been worth it.. cos I wouldn't have gotten to see the look on her face. hahah. I also told her that's what she gets for leaving us for a week. lol She didn't see the snake skin though. =( Wah. Later on I picked up the feet and put em on her. lol And she made the sorry mistake of leaving them out in plain sight. So I put em in her other boot. lol So tomorrow.. she will have another lovely surprise. And I highly doubt she will be expecting it. lol

She hates me sooo much. lol And it's not just this stuff I pull. I'm a total smarta-- with her. lol I always pretend to complain and just make awful comments about things. And tell her, her horses are stupid and ugly. And today When I came out first thing I said was.. "Thanks for calling me back!" lol I had her call my friend (cos my friend was afraid to talk to her.. yes, I am that mean lol), and she said she'd call me back after.. and never did. hah.

However, I am very nice to her. I'm always willing to help out and do stuff for her. When we were all cleaning tack for the mock hunt last month, I asked her if she wanted me to clean her saddle. So yes.. I am a kiss up as well. lol But if she asks me to do something, I do it without a fuss. Sometimes I like to complain or groan obnoxiously though. haha.

So I show my respect for my trainer, by putting dead animal parts in her stuff.
How bout you? I'm sure y'all are MUCH nicer to your trainers than I am. lol