Thinking of Starting a Rescuegraphic content warning

Moostang · 11-21-2007, 07:51 AM

***Caution, this thread is not for the faint hearted, or humorless***

I can no longer stand to see horses slaughtered for human consumption, the meat is unhealthly for humans and is not the respect these wanted horses deserve. I am thinking of starting a rescue that would give these horses a purpose and save yet another endangered species.
Yes.. you have seen me hint at it. I am starting a "Feed a Staving Shark" rescue. For the last hundred years the Great White Shark's population has dwindled to just a few hundred. Sciencetist research have thought this to be due to environmental changes and illegal shark hunting. Well you know what I say to that.. LIES LIES LIES!. The real reason is over fishing, illegal seal hunting and nets designed to keep sharks out of human swimming areas (their biggest food supply) have all greatly reduced the food supply to nothing, causing sharks that used to feast off the coast of California to make the long journey to South Africa just for a simple meal. Those unable to make it there die here on the coast.
So now I am proposing that we take these unwanted horses that end up at slaughter houses and feed them to the California Great White off the coast of Point Reyes. The horse meat is a prefect source of protein that will help the sharks to survive the cold waters and give them the energy needed to chase surfers and keep that tan, blonde haired population in check.

So who is with me.. I am accepting cash/check/credit/money order donations.. and of course.. YOUR HORSES!

Brought to you by "Feed A Staving Shark Rescue" in association with "Project Sea Horse" in conjunction with "Stop the Slaughter Threads" partnered with "Moostang Productions" and birthed by "Spoofs-R-Us" daughter of the "Horse Beaters Anonymous"

Miss Thunder · 11-21-2007, 07:56 AM

What a wonderful idea Moostang!!

LOL

Wow, people here must think I'm nuts for laughing so hard

Moostang · 11-21-2007, 07:56 AM

I think you must be really sick and twisted to enjoy that...

I do welcome other suggestions and shark "facts"

cowgurly02 · 11-21-2007, 08:05 AM

Oooh GREAT cause! It's about time somebody is doing something about the plight of the Great White Shark!

What a perfect solution to both the overpopulaton of horses and the starvation of the poor sharkies!

Where do I send my credit card number? LOL

kellidahorsegirl · 11-21-2007, 08:05 AM

Don't forget the horse hides keep the sharks warm in the deep sea

cowgurly02 · 11-21-2007, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by kellidahorsegirl

Don't forget the horse hides keep the sharks warm in the deep sea

Ooo good idea! You might want to get in a shipment of Canadian horses anywhere from November-March, very fluffy that time of year.

Jennie'sPassion · 11-21-2007, 08:15 AM

That is halarious...OK I am in. The horses around here are pretty thin from the lack of hay though. I think by the time they made the trip the sharks wouldn't have much to eat. Maybe we could just go ahead and have a horse shoot and send them to you in a refrigerated truck so they don't lose anymore weight.

Jenje! · 11-21-2007, 08:17 AM

Aah, I needed that... fantastic.

4horsem0m · 11-21-2007, 08:23 AM

You are too funny!! You know, a song comes to mind~~ "I've got too much time on my hands"

kellidahorsegirl · 11-21-2007, 08:28 AM

you all know that Jaws went to slaughter after the movie was done filming right? See how they treat superstars inthe shark world? sooo sad

11-21-2007, 07:51 AM	#1
Moostang Senior Moderator Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern Calif Posts: 11,221 Images: 760 Blog Entries: 55	Thinking of Starting a Rescuegraphic content warning *Caution, this thread is not for the faint hearted, or humorless* I can no longer stand to see horses slaughtered for human consumption, the meat is unhealthly for humans and is not the respect these wanted horses deserve. I am thinking of starting a rescue that would give these horses a purpose and save yet another endangered species. Yes.. you have seen me hint at it. I am starting a "Feed a Staving Shark" rescue. For the last hundred years the Great White Shark's population has dwindled to just a few hundred. Sciencetist research have thought this to be due to environmental changes and illegal shark hunting. Well you know what I say to that.. LIES LIES LIES!. The real reason is over fishing, illegal seal hunting and nets designed to keep sharks out of human swimming areas (their biggest food supply) have all greatly reduced the food supply to nothing, causing sharks that used to feast off the coast of California to make the long journey to South Africa just for a simple meal. Those unable to make it there die here on the coast. So now I am proposing that we take these unwanted horses that end up at slaughter houses and feed them to the California Great White off the coast of Point Reyes. The horse meat is a prefect source of protein that will help the sharks to survive the cold waters and give them the energy needed to chase surfers and keep that tan, blonde haired population in check. So who is with me.. I am accepting cash/check/credit/money order donations.. and of course.. YOUR HORSES! Brought to you by "Feed A Staving Shark Rescue" in association with "Project Sea Horse" in conjunction with "Stop the Slaughter Threads" partnered with "Moostang Productions" and birthed by "Spoofs-R-Us" daughter of the "Horse Beaters Anonymous" __________________ A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station... http://moostangproductions.com http://www.hoovesnirons.com

11-21-2007, 07:56 AM	#2
Miss Thunder Senior Member+ Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Eastern Canada Posts: 1,927 Images: 137	What a wonderful idea Moostang!! LOL Wow, people here must think I'm nuts for laughing so hard __________________ "I love the horse from hoof to head From head to hoof and tail to mane I love the horse as I have said From head to hoof and back again. " ~James Whitcomb Riley

11-21-2007, 07:56 AM	#3
Moostang Senior Moderator Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern Calif Posts: 11,221 Images: 760 Blog Entries: 55	I think you must be really sick and twisted to enjoy that... I do welcome other suggestions and shark "facts" __________________ A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station... http://moostangproductions.com http://www.hoovesnirons.com

11-21-2007, 08:05 AM	#4
cowgurly02 Senior Member+ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 10,975 Images: 237 Blog Entries: 450	Oooh GREAT cause! It's about time somebody is doing something about the plight of the Great White Shark! What a perfect solution to both the overpopulaton of horses and the starvation of the poor sharkies! Where do I send my credit card number? LOL __________________ When I hear somebody talk about a horse or cow being stupid, I figure its a sure sign that the animal has outfoxed them. ~Tom Dorrance

11-21-2007, 08:05 AM	#5
kellidahorsegirl Senior Member+ Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Nebraska Posts: 5,308 Images: 14 Blog Entries: 18	Don't forget the horse hides keep the sharks warm in the deep sea __________________ Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. I am THE exception to the rules www.sporthorseartconnection.com

11-21-2007, 08:15 AM	#7
Jennie'sPassion Senior Member+ Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Virginia Posts: 3,516 Images: 700 Blog Entries: 27	That is halarious...OK I am in. The horses around here are pretty thin from the lack of hay though. I think by the time they made the trip the sharks wouldn't have much to eat. Maybe we could just go ahead and have a horse shoot and send them to you in a refrigerated truck so they don't lose anymore weight. __________________ I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry And I know you do the same things too So we're really not that different, me and you. ~Collin Raye~

11-21-2007, 08:23 AM	#9
4horsem0m Senior Member+ Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Rainier, Oregon Posts: 1,872 Images: 271	You are too funny!! You know, a song comes to mind~~ "I've got too much time on my hands" __________________ ....and let the wife see that she respects and reverences her husband--that she notices him, regards him, prefers him, venerates and esteems him, and that she defers to him, praises him, and loves and admires him exceedingly. Ephesians 5:33b

11-21-2007, 08:28 AM	#10
kellidahorsegirl Senior Member+ Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Nebraska Posts: 5,308 Images: 14 Blog Entries: 18	you all know that Jaws went to slaughter after the movie was done filming right? See how they treat superstars inthe shark world? sooo sad __________________ Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. I am THE exception to the rules www.sporthorseartconnection.com

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