Takes three to tango ??

Dancinglite · 06-16-2005, 09:43 AM

OK..........Here is your Thursday laugh !!

An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny. The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So he backed Benny up and hitched Benny to the man's car bumper. Then he yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Benny didn't move. Then he yelled, "Come on, pull Ranger." Still, Benny didn't move. Then he yelled really loud, "Now pull, Fred, pull hard." Benny just stood. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Okay, Benny, pull." Benny pulled the car out of the ditch.

The man was very appreciative but curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. The farmer said, "Oh, Benny is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling he wouldn't even try."

Moostang · 06-16-2005, 09:44 AM

I've seen that one before and love it!! Poor Benny!

PaintedRocket · 06-16-2005, 09:48 AM

I have also but it always gives me a good laugh! Thanks DL !

AutumnAttic · 06-16-2005, 09:49 AM

aw lol Poor benny!

CowGirlUp1833 · 06-16-2005, 09:50 AM

Thats funny...we have a Benny at the barn...but he is only 13 hands! LMAO!

buggywhipp · 06-16-2005, 11:19 AM

LMAO!!!! Another good one DL!!

eventin_papa · 06-16-2005, 11:21 AM

haha!! thats soo funny, wow what a way to brighten up my thursday

crazy4horses205 · 06-16-2005, 11:51 AM

LOL, I've seen that before, but it always makes me laugh

06-16-2005, 09:43 AM	#1
Dancinglite Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,973 Blog Entries: 13	Takes three to tango ?? OK..........Here is your Thursday laugh !! An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny. The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So he backed Benny up and hitched Benny to the man's car bumper. Then he yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Benny didn't move. Then he yelled, "Come on, pull Ranger." Still, Benny didn't move. Then he yelled really loud, "Now pull, Fred, pull hard." Benny just stood. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Okay, Benny, pull." Benny pulled the car out of the ditch. The man was very appreciative but curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. The farmer said, "Oh, Benny is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling he wouldn't even try."

06-16-2005, 09:44 AM	#2
Moostang Senior Moderator Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern Calif Posts: 11,221 Images: 760 Blog Entries: 55	I've seen that one before and love it!! Poor Benny! __________________ A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station... http://moostangproductions.com http://www.hoovesnirons.com

06-16-2005, 09:48 AM	#3
PaintedRocket Senior Member+ Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Schrollbach, Deutschland Posts: 11,371 Images: 2716 Blog Entries: 198	I have also but it always gives me a good laugh! Thanks DL ! __________________ ReneeThe GertPanda* ♥ I Have a G.E.M. ♥

06-16-2005, 11:19 AM	#6
buggywhipp Senior Member+ Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 6,190 Images: 137	LMAO!!!! Another good one DL!! __________________ ~Angie~ Limoges 2006 Rheinland Pfalz-Saar colt by Le Mode Rio 2008 Welsh/Hackney pony SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Horses Are Addictive, Expensive, And May Impair The Ability To Use Common Sense.

06-16-2005, 11:21 AM	#7
eventin_papa Senior Member+ Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: 7th stall down, california Posts: 2,623 Images: 129 Blog Entries: 4	haha!! thats soo funny, wow what a way to brighten up my thursday __________________ Fen Cera "Ash" THF Countdown Days until Next Show :17

06-16-2005, 09:49 AM	#4
AutumnAttic Senior Member+ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Michigan U.S.A. Posts: 6,106 Images: 150	aw lol Poor benny!

06-16-2005, 09:50 AM	#5
CowGirlUp1833 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: On the Lake Michigan Shoreline Posts: 17,367 Images: 438 Blog Entries: 41	Thats funny...we have a Benny at the barn...but he is only 13 hands! LMAO!

06-16-2005, 11:51 AM	#8
crazy4horses205 Senior Member+ Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 5,148 Images: 334 Blog Entries: 2	LOL, I've seen that before, but it always makes me laugh __________________ ~Rachel and Tobey~ RIP Cody my sweet boy "If you throw your heart over the fence, your horse will go after it." Join the HGS prayer chain!! I <3 Green Day http://www.myspace.com/rachel9012 I've been boo-ed

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