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Old 02-08-2007, 04:53 PM   #1
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Red face OOOPS, I have STOLEN a cow, update post 13

This morning there was a cow mooing on the boundary line. Now the last I knew the neighbour didn't have cows. There was only one. If he was going to get some, he would get a herd.

It looks very much like ones that nana and pa own. So we dropped the fence and bought it over. It is lovely and quiet.

Finally got onto nana and pa, it isnt theirs.

So I seem to have stolen someones cow.

I have made a call or two and have hopefully worked out who's cow it is. Unfortunately they aren't home to verify or deny it.
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Old 02-08-2007, 04:59 PM   #2
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you cattle rustler you
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Lol! I'm sure they'd understand that you mean well!
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In Canada they string rustlers up first and ask questions later!!
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Old 02-08-2007, 05:19 PM   #5
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This morning there was a cow mooing on the boundary line. Now the last I knew the neighbour didn't have cows. There was only one. If he was going to get some, he would get a herd.

It looks very much like ones that nana and pa own. So we dropped the fence and bought it over. It is lovely and quiet.

Finally got onto nana and pa, it isnt theirs.

So I seem to have stolen someones cow.

I have made a call or two and have hopefully worked out who's cow it is. Unfortunately they aren't home to verify or deny it.
just invite them over for steak dinner to identify their cow ............. by taste of course
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Old 02-08-2007, 05:23 PM   #6
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In Canada they string rustlers up first and ask questions later!!
I have been reported to the local policeman as a cattle duffer.

By me

I would rather that he knew about it so if anyone rings, he can tell them where to find it. He got a laugh out of it.
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Oh! Tha's too funny! But I'm sure they'll understand.
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just invite them over for steak dinner to identify their cow ............. by taste of course
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! Sounds like a plan to me
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Old 02-08-2007, 06:19 PM   #9
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LMAO

"so sir does this taste like your cow???"

id love to see the look on their face if that happened!!!
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aw Chester : ) lol! i so love your threads!!
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