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Old 08-13-2007, 05:40 PM   #1
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New Brad Paisley Song- Online

Has anybody heard it? I love it and it is very true. He also has a ton of people celebs in it. William Shatner(sp), Jason Alexander, Taylor Swift, Kelly Pickler, and I can't think of the name of the mom. That is going to drive me nuts. Anyway it is very funny. Here is the link. I will go look for the lyrics.

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look dam* good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look dam* good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'll see ya online
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Old 08-13-2007, 05:45 PM   #2
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I love that song LOL. I love how it has the Mac boot up sound when he talks about firing up his mac.
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Old 08-13-2007, 05:47 PM   #3
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i LOOVE that song! the video is awesome, and the video contest winner..
OMG! it was hilarious!

the contest winner, for anyone who hasn't seen it.
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all his music videos are really good!! I also like the video for "Celebrity"
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Haha, I love it. His songs are always so fun and catchy!
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I love that song!
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