*Screams!* You got wet dog mud all over my clothes!

*Sniffs* Smells kinda nic--oh EW! Never mind!

I'll get you! You can bet your chicken butt I will!

-the human who needs to shower. PRONTO.

*barks you up a tree, satisfied, closes eyes and slaps hands together to say, "My work is done" like in Tom and Jerry cartoons*

*opens eyes, sees you staring right at me, whines when sees you sharpening your claws, and runs away fast*

*poke poke*

-the copycat

Oh. You can hit me as hard with one of those as you want. You definitely won't get hurt in the process.

Watch out, sweetie. Don't hit my rocky edges. Hit me in a soft spot so you hurt ME and not your poor little hand. I'm just really worried about you because you said your aim is improving.

Hey Just wondering how your leg is feeling...

Lol, thanks.

*Tickles your broken leg with a feather*

Lol, in real life, I'm an even bigger goofball. XD It's so fun to be a huge joker (or joke, but um, I'll just pretend I'm the joker, not the joke XD)!

Omg, I LOVE your signature!

-the girl who got you with the horse in the pool =P

Results for today in events now.`