OMG! I couldn't stand it! LOL I didn't know whether to laugh at them or smack them upside the head...I figured I'd get in trouble for both with my luck haha
You're my favorite person tonight! It cracks me up that the main person crawling up the OP's left nostril consistently "oops"es on several basic grammar rules herself... I just about snorted soda all over my desk when I read your post.