Ok. I have decided that school is consummately atrocious. I'm sick of school-work, tests, quizzes, and asinine teachers and administration. So within the confounds of my mind, I have decided that I am going to go on summer vacation early. Of course I will be required to do this mentally, as I cannot physically be absent from school, because I will suffer consequences I would rather not have inflicted upon me. As a condition of my mental absent-mindedness during the dreaded seven hours of my day for the remainder of the two-weeks of school, I will no longer cause myself anguish by trying to comprehend the nothingness that protrudes from the oral cavity of the egnoramous at the front of the class. I instead will spend my time conversing with my companions and inscribing appellations on the annual summary of the current school year, until the current school year has come to a close.