Horse Poop Facial! HAHAHA

Paints4me · 01-20-2005, 11:32 AM

today was so nice here I decided everyone could use a good trim, despite it being very muddy!! Well eveyone did great.....then it was Spirits turn. She not quite two and still suffers from occasinal brain failures!! LOL Well I went up to her put my arm around her neck so I could get the halter on and she just spun around, So me brilliantly decides to hang on her neck till she stops and was flung face first into a pile of poop!!! YUCK!!! So after I got up I yelled at her and had a few choice words I won't mention on here I went to the house to take another shower!! Well I wasn't going to let her get away with that so I went back out after my shower and caught her like always (No problem this time) and trimmed her feet. She acted like nothing ever happened. LOL. Oh BTW I would'nt reccomend one to anyone!!!!! This stuff always happens to me!!!!

CowGirlUp1833 · 01-20-2005, 11:34 AM

LOL...hmm.... poo facial, huh? Well, it could have hidden benefits we never knew of! You could patent it and market it as "Exquisit Equine Ewe" or something! LOL

Paints4me · 01-20-2005, 11:39 AM

LOL thats good, No I don't think I would ever want to do that one again if I can advoid it!!!! The worst part is I was completly covered in mud on one whole side on me!!! Except for my face which of course landed in the biggest pile in the field!!!

wolfden · 01-20-2005, 11:47 AM

Yep those 2 year olds sure know how to fling you around if you aren't carefull. All us horse lovers need to make a mud pak with that stuff.. "regular" people will put any on their selves if they are told it is good for anything!

SunBun · 01-20-2005, 02:41 PM

Oh my that's funny!

This one girl I used to ride with, Bethany, was out in the pasture brushing Red (not sure why?) and I called her into the barn and she started walking in through the run-in and my back was to her and I just hear this "Uuh!" and turn around to see Bethany face down in the muddy, poopy mess at the entrance to the run-in with all the brushes flung all around her! It was so hilarious, I just doubled over laughing as she said a few choice words and picked herself (and the brushes) up. Hahaha I still laugh about it..tee hee hee

TrickPony · 01-20-2005, 05:11 PM

haha... thats funny! My dad was helping me unload my horse the other day - and he dad bent over and Jetson pooped on his back. *Snicker snicker - hah!* My dad didn't really seem to see the humor though. LOL

CrazyHorse · 01-20-2005, 05:14 PM

Hahahahaha! oh that's so funny! I'm sure it wasn't at the time though!

hossluva · 01-20-2005, 06:10 PM

How much did you pay - I know a dear friend of mine that might want one?

riding_reaper · 01-20-2005, 08:10 PM

Thats horses for you. lol. They probably were laughing at you behind your back. It was nice in the part of Kansas I live in too but I couldnt go see my horse.

01-20-2005, 11:32 AM	#1
Paints4me Senior Member+ Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Kansas Posts: 1,284 Images: 24	Horse Poop Facial! HAHAHA today was so nice here I decided everyone could use a good trim, despite it being very muddy!! Well eveyone did great.....then it was Spirits turn. She not quite two and still suffers from occasinal brain failures!! LOL Well I went up to her put my arm around her neck so I could get the halter on and she just spun around, So me brilliantly decides to hang on her neck till she stops and was flung face first into a pile of poop!!! YUCK!!! So after I got up I yelled at her and had a few choice words I won't mention on here I went to the house to take another shower!! Well I wasn't going to let her get away with that so I went back out after my shower and caught her like always (No problem this time) and trimmed her feet. She acted like nothing ever happened. LOL. Oh BTW I would'nt reccomend one to anyone!!!!! This stuff always happens to me!!!!

01-20-2005, 05:11 PM	#6
TrickPony Senior Member+ Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Fort Collins, Colorado Posts: 2,691 Images: 242 Blog Entries: 23	haha... thats funny! My dad was helping me unload my horse the other day - and he dad bent over and Jetson pooped on his back. Snicker snicker - hah! My dad didn't really seem to see the humor though. LOL __________________ "I do what I please and I do it with ease." I've been booed!

01-20-2005, 05:14 PM	#7
CrazyHorse Senior Member+ Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Florence, Mississippi Posts: 10,947 Images: 656	Hahahahaha! oh that's so funny! I'm sure it wasn't at the time though! __________________ Don't fight the hands that hold you... God is so big He can cover the whole world with his Love and so small He can curl up inside your heart. I've been blessed by the Snow Fairy too many times to count! I've been gobbled many times over by Thom Turkey!

01-20-2005, 08:10 PM	#9
riding_reaper Senior Member+ Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 4,855 Images: 285 Blog Entries: 9	Thats horses for you. lol. They probably were laughing at you behind your back. It was nice in the part of Kansas I live in too but I couldnt go see my horse. __________________ I can ride my bike with no handlebars no handlebars no handlebars ...

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01-20-2005, 11:34 AM	#2
CowGirlUp1833 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: On the Lake Michigan Shoreline Posts: 17,367 Images: 438 Blog Entries: 41	LOL...hmm.... poo facial, huh? Well, it could have hidden benefits we never knew of! You could patent it and market it as "Exquisit Equine Ewe" or something! LOL

01-20-2005, 11:39 AM	#3
Paints4me Senior Member+ Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Kansas Posts: 1,284 Images: 24	LOL thats good, No I don't think I would ever want to do that one again if I can advoid it!!!! The worst part is I was completly covered in mud on one whole side on me!!! Except for my face which of course landed in the biggest pile in the field!!!

01-20-2005, 11:47 AM	#4
wolfden Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 300	Yep those 2 year olds sure know how to fling you around if you aren't carefull. All us horse lovers need to make a mud pak with that stuff.. "regular" people will put any on their selves if they are told it is good for anything!

01-20-2005, 06:10 PM	#8
hossluva Senior Member+ Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,950 Images: 26 Blog Entries: 1	How much did you pay - I know a dear friend of mine that might want one?