horse jokes!

roanypony · 12-23-2006, 07:39 PM

cassidy wrote:
Three race horses stood in their stalls. One said to other others: "I ran 20 races and I won 15 of them!" he bragged. The next said with a snort, "Well, I ran 30 races and won 25 of them!" Then the third horse spoke up proudly, "Yeah, I ran 41 races and won 39 of them!" This seemed to settle the topic when the horses noticed a Greyhound outside their stalls. The Greyhound said, "I ran 100 races and I won 99 of them." The horses looked at each other in amazement and one gasped, "Wow!
A talking greyhound!"

Lmao at this one .. this would be the horses at my barn.

Queenie_Lover01 · 07-20-2007, 09:05 AM

I loved this one "Some horses are so polite that when they come to a fence, they stop and let you go over first." At first I didn't get it, but that's just the Blonde Hair talking! lol.

drocks16 · 05-12-2009, 05:48 AM

i like it very much

drocks16 · 05-12-2009, 05:50 AM

they are so cool
i like them

katiebugsmylove · 05-12-2009, 05:50 AM

funny jokes!!!

07-20-2007, 09:05 AM	#22
Queenie_Lover01 Full Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Anywhere with horses. Posts: 85 Images: 3 Blog Entries: 1	I loved this one "Some horses are so polite that when they come to a fence, they stop and let you go over first." At first I didn't get it, but that's just the Blonde Hair talking! lol. __________________ I love my MAN Dillon!

05-12-2009, 05:48 AM	#23
drocks16 Full Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: michigan Posts: 29 Images: 6 Blog Entries: 6	i like it very much __________________ Prod owner of Flo rida

05-12-2009, 05:50 AM	#24
drocks16 Full Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: michigan Posts: 29 Images: 6 Blog Entries: 6	they are so cool i like them __________________ Prod owner of Flo rida

05-12-2009, 05:50 AM	#25
katiebugsmylove Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: IN CLUMBEAVILLE MI WITH MY HORSES Posts: 988 Images: 181 Blog Entries: 5	funny jokes!!! __________________ Gitchi-gitchi-goo means that I love you, by Phineas and Ferb!! (google.com it) best song everhttp://katiebugsmylove.webs.com/

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12-23-2006, 07:39 PM	#21
roanypony Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 586	cassidy wrote: Three race horses stood in their stalls. One said to other others: "I ran 20 races and I won 15 of them!" he bragged. The next said with a snort, "Well, I ran 30 races and won 25 of them!" Then the third horse spoke up proudly, "Yeah, I ran 41 races and won 39 of them!" This seemed to settle the topic when the horses noticed a Greyhound outside their stalls. The Greyhound said, "I ran 100 races and I won 99 of them." The horses looked at each other in amazement and one gasped, "Wow! A talking greyhound!" Lmao at this one .. this would be the horses at my barn.