horse jokes!

Emzalss@2580 · 03-04-2005, 01:22 AM

Lol, a lot of them!! They were funny!

On The Razzle · 03-15-2005, 09:18 AM

Excellent! Haven't had a good laugh in ages. Where did you get them from?????
I need something funny for my signature!
<CHLOE>

flying.mule · 03-23-2005, 07:30 AM

CUTE JOKES!

buggywhipp · 03-23-2005, 08:01 AM

LOL!!! Those were great cassidy.

MyBabyTex · 03-23-2005, 08:15 AM

wow i actually read them all lol. Some were SOOOOO bad it was funny!

i_luv_Q.H.s · 04-10-2005, 09:42 PM

those were great, lol. only a horse lover would enjoy those!

sian · 04-11-2005, 07:05 AM

OMG!!! my signiture is in there!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO............

horsluvr_13 · 07-06-2006, 12:39 PM

good jokes! I liked the one with the foot caught in the sturrup

cassidy · 07-06-2006, 12:48 PM

wow this thread is like 2 years old

i looked at it an was like wow i havent posted that have i lol

roanypony · 12-23-2006, 07:36 PM

cassidy wrote:
I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. The other day I went horsesback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot gets caught in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell head first to the ground. My head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Walmart manager came and unplugged it. Thank Goodness for heroes!

Ok, I'm sorry, but is there anyone with me on how this reminds me of Jessica Simpson or Paris Hilton?

03-04-2005, 01:22 AM	#11
Emzalss@2580 Senior Member+ Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: England Posts: 634 Images: 73 Blog Entries: 4	Lol, a lot of them!! They were funny! __________________ Be careful who's advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it.

03-23-2005, 08:01 AM	#14
buggywhipp Senior Member+ Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 6,190 Images: 137	LOL!!! Those were great cassidy. __________________ ~Angie~ Limoges 2006 Rheinland Pfalz-Saar colt by Le Mode Rio 2008 Welsh/Hackney pony SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Horses Are Addictive, Expensive, And May Impair The Ability To Use Common Sense.

07-06-2006, 12:48 PM	#19
cassidy Senior Member+ Join Date: May 2004 Location: england - its sunny sometimes honest! Posts: 21,789 Images: 843	wow this thread is like 2 years old i looked at it an was like wow i havent posted that have i lol __________________ bluebell , haribo , william & lil bill May your life be like toilet paper - Long and useful A horse doesn't care how much you know until he knows how much you care. - Pat Parelli http://www.freewebs.com/linz88055/myprofile.htm

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03-15-2005, 09:18 AM	#12
On The Razzle Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK Posts: 10	Excellent! Haven't had a good laugh in ages. Where did you get them from????? I need something funny for my signature! <CHLOE>

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flying.mule Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Derbyshire-England Posts: 11	CUTE JOKES!

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MyBabyTex Senior Member+ Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 3,199 Images: 66	wow i actually read them all lol. Some were SOOOOO bad it was funny!

04-10-2005, 09:42 PM	#16
i_luv_Q.H.s Full Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 137 Images: 4	those were great, lol. only a horse lover would enjoy those!

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sian Senior Member+ Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: insane asylum, England.... Posts: 2,148 Images: 38	OMG!!! my signiture is in there!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO............

07-06-2006, 12:39 PM	#18
horsluvr_13 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4	good jokes! I liked the one with the foot caught in the sturrup

12-23-2006, 07:36 PM	#20
roanypony Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 586	cassidy wrote: I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. The other day I went horsesback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot gets caught in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell head first to the ground. My head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Walmart manager came and unplugged it. Thank Goodness for heroes! Ok, I'm sorry, but is there anyone with me on how this reminds me of Jessica Simpson or Paris Hilton?