Have you heard this one???

pjncj · 03-23-2006, 04:26 PM

A pastor of the church heard one of his members was shopping around for a horse. He told the man that he had a really nice one for sale. So they made arrangements so the man could take a test ride to see if he wanted the horse. The pastor asked the man if he had ever rode a horse before? The man replied yes you get on and kick the horses side to get him to go and you pull back on the reins to stop. The pastor said that this horse was not like any other you would ever come by. The man says why! The pastor says to get the horse to go slow you say amen. To get him to go a little faster say amen amen. To get the horse to stop you say praise the lord. He does this because he has been around a very religous home his whole life. So the man gets on the horses back and says amen and the horse takes off at a slow walk. The pastor tells the man to say it more than one time. So the man says amen amen and the horse starts running. So as the horse is running across the field the man doesn't notice a cliff at the end of the path until the very last minute. The man screams PRAISE THE LORD!!!The pastor runs over to the man and said that was a close call. You stopped just in time. The man replied AMEN AMEN. The pastor could only stand there looking bewildered.......

SpiritSaddle · 03-23-2006, 04:59 PM

lol yeah i've heard that many times. A little tin bit different but pretty much the same. The first time i heard it i thought it was so funny!

sher327 · 03-23-2006, 06:12 PM

new to me, too funny lol

Vengeance · 03-23-2006, 06:22 PM

That is my FAVORITE joke thingeh....I love t! And it never fails to get me laughing! No matter how many times I've heard it!

03-23-2006, 04:26 PM	#1
pjncj Full Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 57 Images: 18 Blog Entries: 1	Have you heard this one??? A pastor of the church heard one of his members was shopping around for a horse. He told the man that he had a really nice one for sale. So they made arrangements so the man could take a test ride to see if he wanted the horse. The pastor asked the man if he had ever rode a horse before? The man replied yes you get on and kick the horses side to get him to go and you pull back on the reins to stop. The pastor said that this horse was not like any other you would ever come by. The man says why! The pastor says to get the horse to go slow you say amen. To get him to go a little faster say amen amen. To get the horse to stop you say praise the lord. He does this because he has been around a very religous home his whole life. So the man gets on the horses back and says amen and the horse takes off at a slow walk. The pastor tells the man to say it more than one time. So the man says amen amen and the horse starts running. So as the horse is running across the field the man doesn't notice a cliff at the end of the path until the very last minute. The man screams PRAISE THE LORD!!!The pastor runs over to the man and said that was a close call. You stopped just in time. The man replied AMEN AMEN. The pastor could only stand there looking bewildered.......

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03-23-2006, 04:59 PM	#2
SpiritSaddle Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Oregon Posts: 1,175 Images: 102	lol yeah i've heard that many times. A little tin bit different but pretty much the same. The first time i heard it i thought it was so funny!

03-23-2006, 06:12 PM	#3
sher327 Senior Member+ Join Date: May 2004 Location: illinois Posts: 7,123 Images: 583	new to me, too funny lol

03-23-2006, 06:22 PM	#4
Vengeance Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gallant, Alabama Posts: 2,581 Images: 3	That is my FAVORITE joke thingeh....I love t! And it never fails to get me laughing! No matter how many times I've heard it!