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beauxdatious · 01-02-2007, 07:38 AM

This is HYSTREICAL! BUT please please please do not be offended by it
This is for any english riders out there and ppl whoo ride western can relate to LOL!
It is called
20 things you should know before dating me.
. We love ours horses more. Sorry, it's just how it goes!

2. We Kiss our horses, and then kiss you. You'll learn to love it.

3. If the Horse don't like you, that relationship isn't gonna last.

4. Don't get jealous of the Pony. Thats just stupid.

5. But the horse can get jealous of you all they want!

6. We like shopping, usually at tack shops. Give us a gift certificate there, and you're good for life.

7. Breeches are not purely for your amusment of how our butt looks in them. They so serve a purpose!

8. Horses are dirty, sometimes we may have to do things you think are gross, don't be scared, we're just braver than you are!

9. Don't try to tell us how to ride/ work around our horses, you'll just get ran over.

10. Horses like slobbering people, if you are liked, you will get slobbered.

11. Even though we love our horses more, we still love you, so don't forget that.

12. Whips are not to be used as play things. It might seem fun, but really it just hurts.

13. At the barm/ shows you are there to cheer us on, Carry things, hold our steeds, put up jumps, and most of all, carry things!

14. Don't make fun of the helmet hair, yours will be immediately messed up.

15. Don't make fun of things that bounce. We're girls. sometimes trotting makes things bounce. this is not for your amusment.

16. Yes, we realize what a sitting trot and canter LOOK like. We don't care.

17. Horses smell good. We don't care if you feel differently.

18. we clean poop. you make fun of us, and then you'll be cleaning it!

19. we are always covered in hair, deal with it.

20. and finally, the only boy we'll love other than you is our gelding. so feel safe.

NotsoDumbBlonde · 01-02-2007, 07:43 AM

lol that was a great read!!

somebody really needs to imprint #15 on my hubby, he still believes that trotting was made for girls who are well endowed!

i_luv_wildfire · 01-02-2007, 09:48 AM

LMAO. Number 15......

Nice post. I had a good laugh at some of them.

01-02-2007, 07:43 AM	#2
NotsoDumbBlonde Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Watertown, Connecticut Posts: 623 Images: 23	lol that was a great read!! somebody really needs to imprint #15 on my hubby, he still believes that trotting was made for girls who are well endowed! __________________ *Susie & Indy* How wonderful life is, now you're in the world. Nick Eva & Ethan- the two legged babies

01-02-2007, 09:48 AM	#3
i_luv_wildfire Senior Member+ Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: At the barn Posts: 4,190 Images: 214 Blog Entries: 3	LMAO. Number 15...... Nice post. I had a good laugh at some of them. __________________ *equestrian sports...* strength \| determination \| energy \| heart eat. sleep. ride.

01-02-2007, 07:38 AM	#1
beauxdatious Senior Member+ Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: My house! Posts: 1,777 Images: 73 Blog Entries: 2	Hahahahaha This is HYSTREICAL! BUT please please please do not be offended by it This is for any english riders out there and ppl whoo ride western can relate to LOL! It is called 20 things you should know before dating me. . We love ours horses more. Sorry, it's just how it goes! 2. We Kiss our horses, and then kiss you. You'll learn to love it. 3. If the Horse don't like you, that relationship isn't gonna last. 4. Don't get jealous of the Pony. Thats just stupid. 5. But the horse can get jealous of you all they want! 6. We like shopping, usually at tack shops. Give us a gift certificate there, and you're good for life. 7. Breeches are not purely for your amusment of how our butt looks in them. They so serve a purpose! 8. Horses are dirty, sometimes we may have to do things you think are gross, don't be scared, we're just braver than you are! 9. Don't try to tell us how to ride/ work around our horses, you'll just get ran over. 10. Horses like slobbering people, if you are liked, you will get slobbered. 11. Even though we love our horses more, we still love you, so don't forget that. 12. Whips are not to be used as play things. It might seem fun, but really it just hurts. 13. At the barm/ shows you are there to cheer us on, Carry things, hold our steeds, put up jumps, and most of all, carry things! 14. Don't make fun of the helmet hair, yours will be immediately messed up. 15. Don't make fun of things that bounce. We're girls. sometimes trotting makes things bounce. this is not for your amusment. 16. Yes, we realize what a sitting trot and canter LOOK like. We don't care. 17. Horses smell good. We don't care if you feel differently. 18. we clean poop. you make fun of us, and then you'll be cleaning it! 19. we are always covered in hair, deal with it. 20. and finally, the only boy we'll love other than you is our gelding. so feel safe. __________________ Together We Can Jump The Moon Feelin Beaudatious?