[lovemyshy]

I hope you find this gives you a little laugh...it gave me one

Raising Boys...
For those with no children - this is totally hysterical!
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.
For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.
The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas...
Things I've learned from my Boys (honest and not kidding):

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball
hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush, and hear the words "uh oh", it's
already too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still
can't walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.
16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do
not like ovens.
20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms
dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
22. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

Interesting side notes:
80% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
A woman will pass this on to almost all of her friends, with or
without kids.

[My Mr. Ed]

Oh gosh....what have I gotten myself into. LOL

[philly78]

hahaha.... I have 4 boys 3-11 and you nailed all of them!!

[CowGirlUp1833]

Wow! The author of that must have lived in my house when I had stepkids! LOL


She missed one tho: Did you know that lava rocks can ETCH glass when thrown from the road!?

[My Mr. Ed]

I hope I'm having a girl.

[lovemyshy]

LOL, saddly I can relate to some of those too!!


And MME, I had you in mind when I posted this!! lol And that goes for you you Super Trooper!! (hehehehe)

[horse_luvr83]

LOL, there aren't too many i can relate to,the cat one, (ashamed to say this) is one i know first hand!!! only she was stuck in a dryer!!! thank goodness i caught her before she was in there long!!!! after that, someone stole her,LOL, either that, or she really was scared and ran away!!! some of them,LOL, i have no clue about yet, he just turned 3!!!!

[lovemyshy]

LOL, one of these times I will have to tell ya'll the story about the maple syrup!! LOL, Let's just say our poor kitten!!

[Debralynb]

LMAO - I can relate since I'm a mother of three boys ages 5, 7, and 8. They say curiousity killed the cat. Thankfully both our cats are still alive (don't know how - lol)

Deb

[buggywhipp]

ROFLMAO!!!! OMG Mona!!! That was too funny.