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Sorry if this is kinda innappropriate - but I'm having some... er... problems with Bailey. ...
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    Can Geldings Get Erections?

    Sorry if this is kinda innappropriate - but I'm having some... er... problems with Bailey.

    He's in with a cute little mare right now... who's been acting a tad permiscuous lately. She's squirting everywhere and backing up to Bailey - who seems both confused and excited.

    The wierd thing is, he's getting... well... a hard on (he's a gelding). He trots around after her and politely shares his grain (a big ***) but hasn't actually tried to mount her or anything.

    Do you think he might? He's never seemed studly at all, but I didn't realize geldings were still capable of... getting up and at it either. This mare is a fine boned 14 hands and Bailey is a chunky 16 hands, so he would probably hurt her if he tried. Should I seperate them, at least while she's in heat? Thanks for the advice.
    (Sorry for the 14 different ways I tried to expain my horse "getting it up")
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    LOL YES they can they just shoot blanks.


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    LOL this cracks me up. WAs he late gelded? He might "remember" what he needs to do lol
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    I about died when I saw my friends horses doing...well you get the picture...she shrugged and said they do it all the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Friesiangirl
    LOL this cracks me up. WAs he late gelded? He might "remember" what he needs to do lol
    I don't know, but he has big jowls so he might have been gelded late-ish.
    Do you guys think I should seperate them? Is this poor little ****** mare in danger?
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    Ummm yes.......

    Bolli hangs his out to "air" on a regular basic..

    I have seen Bones get a "******" and in summer he even uses it to swat flys.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by DressageGirl
    Ummm yes.......

    Bolli hangs his out to "air" on a regular basic..

    I have seen Bones get a "******" and in summer he even uses it to swat flys.....
    Wow - he is so appropriately named!!! Ahaha... that's classic.
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    Swat Flies? OMGosh! That is freakin Hilarious!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DressageGirl
    Ummm yes.......

    Bolli hangs his out to "air" on a regular basic..

    I have seen Bones get a "******" and in summer he even uses it to swat flys.....





    ROFLMAO!!!! OMG!! I almost died reading this!! Drew mounts the mares in the pasture. He's proud cut. He was a stalloin for 9 years, I guess he remembers too..LOL

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    heck yes they can! this one gelding was trying to mount the mare in the pasture next to him and he was totally erected and boy i sware i thought he was gonna crash thru that fence!
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