Cajun Counting (Joke Verry funny)

Palominopaint · 06-09-2005, 06:38 AM

Cajun Counting

A Cajun man wants a job, but the forman won't hire him until he passes a little math test
"Here's your first question the foreman said, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

"Without numbers?" the cajun says, "Dat is easy." and proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks.

"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine." says the Cajun. .

"Fair enough". says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Cajun stares into space for awhile, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and make a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go." The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Cajun, so he says, "all right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

The Cajun stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go.

One hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"

The Cajun leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog came along and **** by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a ****, dirty tree and a ****, and dirty tree and a ****, which makes One Hundred...So, when I start?!"

arabgirl15 · 06-09-2005, 07:22 AM

I don't really get it. But I'm a little slow this morning.

MyBabyTex · 06-09-2005, 09:13 AM

I dont either, the word in asterisks screwed me up.

But it would be funnier if it was a frenchmen. hehe.

cassidy · 06-09-2005, 09:22 AM

hehe i was getting it rite up until the last one but hey maybe its a cajan thing lol

OrangeRikki · 06-09-2005, 09:26 AM

Haha, I get it. That's pretty good.

MyBabyTex · 06-09-2005, 09:28 AM

can you explain it to me rikki? lol

tiffany · 06-09-2005, 09:32 AM

I get it all except the astericks one lol

ItsAThought · 06-09-2005, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by tiffany

I get it all except the astericks one lol

lol, me too!!

Expressa · 06-09-2005, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by tiffany

I get it all except the astericks one lol

I was like that until I figured out the word that goes in there and then it all made sense. I don't want to say the word b/c its one of those I hate but it starts w/ a T for those who haven't figured it out yet.

MyBabyTex · 06-09-2005, 10:06 AM

HAHAHHAAHHAHA omg i get it now haha that makes total sense.

06-09-2005, 06:38 AM	#1
Palominopaint Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Ab TX Posts: 321	Cajun Counting (Joke Verry funny) Cajun Counting A Cajun man wants a job, but the forman won't hire him until he passes a little math test "Here's your first question the foreman said, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" the cajun says, "Dat is easy." and proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks. "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine." says the Cajun. . "Fair enough". says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99." The Cajun stares into space for awhile, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and make a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go." The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99." The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Cajun, so he says, "all right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100." The Cajun stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred." The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!" The Cajun leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog came along and ** by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a , dirty tree and a , and dirty tree and a **, which makes One Hundred...So, when I start?!" __________________ A HORSE IS A HORSE OF COURSE OF COURSE UNLESS IT IS WORTH A MILL. 5 R.I.P JAZZ R.I.P SANTANNA I WILL MISS YOU BOTH

06-09-2005, 07:22 AM	#2
arabgirl15 Senior Member+ Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: SW Minnesota Posts: 3,224 Images: 69 Blog Entries: 16	I don't really get it. But I'm a little slow this morning. __________________ Monica To be believed, make the truth unbelievable. Napoleon Bonaparte

06-09-2005, 09:22 AM	#4
cassidy Senior Member+ Join Date: May 2004 Location: england - its sunny sometimes honest! Posts: 21,437 Images: 815	hehe i was getting it rite up until the last one but hey maybe its a cajan thing lol __________________ May your life be like toilet paper - Long and useful A horse doesn't care how much you know until he knows how much you care. - Pat Parelli http://www.freewebs.com/linz88055/myprofile.htm

06-09-2005, 09:26 AM	#5
OrangeRikki Senior Member+ Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Indiana, PA Posts: 4,607 Images: 323 Blog Entries: 4	Haha, I get it. That's pretty good. __________________ PROUD OWNER OF Rikochet: 18 year old, 16.1hh, TB Conspiracy: 5 year old, 18hh, American WB Future Storm: 15 year old, 16.2hh, Paint "In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different."

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